the corruptor

DotC01 · the corruptor

say "i wish" then say something

next person says something to make ur wish backfire

then makes their own

example: i wish i could fly/u hit a plane

ill start:
i wish i had a viper (the car)

Zongmaster

granted, but you'll have to go to get gas every 10 seconds.

i wish i had a life.

DotC01

u find a new online game thats TOO addictive

i wish i could eat metal.....lol

PINDY the Twibbermatic

Unfortunately, it turns out to be really boring.

I wish that I'll get an A in Literature.

csd

Your teacher says it's a mistake and changes it to an F.

I wish I knew how to add smilies.

HariiHyuuga

csd

I change it to the one with the fat guys hitting on you.

I wish you weren't bothered by fat guys hitting on you.

HariiHyuuga

Wish granted, fat guys no longer hit on me
It's scary
They crush me...
I can't go to gym class with a jiggle jiggle here and a jiggle jiggle there
"Hallie, go to Proooooooom with meeeeee?"
It's quite frightening.

I wish my mom would stop talking to me.

DotC01

she grounds u for that

i wish i had super powers!

csd

She dies. Your dad blabbers on...

I wish for lulz.

DotC01

oops we answered the same question lol

anyway

u get anti-lulz

(the next question is the same one i said b4)

csd

You have two: The power to convince people that stabbing you is okay by saying "because", and the power to keep talking on and on without needing to take a breath.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

PINDY the Twibbermatic

I wish that HariiHyuuga's post wasn't so very disturbing.

NitroX72

Lord csd: a paradox is created, destroying the universe and the space-time continuum... and the cookies (I'm not bothering about cake, it's all a lie.)

Pindy: Granted. your post becomes disturbing.

I wish I had cookies.

HariiHyuuga

wish granted, you have cookies made out of pure asbestos.

I wish I wasn't such a pervert.

csd

You're suicidal now.

I wish for a good "my mom" joke.

DotC01

u get a bad your dad joke

i wish for MONEY

PINDY the Twibbermatic

HariiHyuuga

wish granted, now it involves no sleep

I wish I was with t3h mike... >:[

DotC01

u move to Mars and t3h mike is mars' public enemy #1

i wish for SPRAY CHEESE! lol

PINDY the Twibbermatic

You get a grand total of 1 cubic centimeter of the stuff.

I wish that all my packing for my band trip was done.

HariiHyuuga

wish granted, but you don't get to go
or unpack

I wish for lulz

Jesse

since lulz isn't in the dictionary, you get a bong and later get arrested for carrying one

I wish this wish wont be corrupted

HariiHyuuga

Jesse

you become unwierd just to later relize that being wierd make you cool

i wish for Lord csd to live at the northpole with santa =D

HariiHyuuga

wish granted, but the fat man eats him

I wish I could see my siblings again :[

Jesse

you see your siblings but later turn into a zombie that later eats them

i wish this game would be corrupted

DotC01

granted but now there is a new game.....the corruptor 2!

i wish for flying monkeys....i dont no y....lol

HariiHyuuga

Jesse

granted, but you voice stay like that forver and starts to lag when you turn 20

i wish my acne was gone

HariiHyuuga

wish granted, now you have a bunch of moles

I wish that I could jump in an out of a black hole and not get damaged.

csd

Wish granted, but you phail.

I wish you all weren't so gullible.

HariiHyuuga

wish granted. we know everything there is to know, and you can never trick us into going here ever again.

I wish I would pull a sword out of my eye