PINDY the Twibbermatic
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Batman and RobinThe rules of this hyper RPG are very simple. The goal is to kill everyone.  Everyone starts out standing in a field. On your turn, you say what you do block everyone else's attack, then say what you do to kill everyone.
Example:
LOLPINDY: I shoot Lord csd with a gun.
Lord csd: I block it by grabbing Jesse's head and putting it in front of the bullet. Then, I hire twenty pro-football players to break your neck.
LOLPINDY: I climb a tree and all the football players loose track of me. Thinking they've been fooled, they all dog pile on Lord csd.
Jesse: I was wearing a helmet, which I beat LOLPINDY upside the head with.
First reply gets the first attack.
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csd
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I set a 1 mile restraining order on everyone and the astoundingly brutal local police will shoot any of you on sight.
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PINDY the Twibbermatic
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However, all of the police are within one mile of you. When they realize this, they all kill each other Super Smash Bros. style.
I then chuck a Home Run Bat at you, and it K.O.s you.
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HariiHyuuga
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but the home run bat happens to be made out of delicious magical cake that gives me superpowers
I then use my superpowers to take control of everyones minds and make them all jump off of a cliff.
Points for originality
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PINDY the Twibbermatic
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However, the "cliff" is actually only a five foot jump. I'm the last person to jump, and I stomp on Lord csd's face when I land. Then a random semi-truck runs over HariiHyuuga.
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HariiHyuuga
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but the semi truck is being driven by god who thinks I am so damn awesome he brings me back to life. I've got him on my side and I send you all to hell!
XD
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csd
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Lord csd makes a cameo appearance!
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HariiHyuuga
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I kick Lord csd in the face, causing this forum to explode, and make you all cease to exist
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PINDY the Twibbermatic
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Little did you know that the Hell we went to was actually the city in the USA, which is perfectly normal and safe and everything.
Then I shoot you with mah light saber. First, I drive in a semi truck to the city we started in. Then I buy a light saber. Then I shoot Higruwhateverhernameis with it.
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HariiHyuuga
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God blocks it for me. We're like, best friends ferever right now.
Then I kick you down a well like in The Colbert Report!, and everyone seeing a girl do that automatically explodes.
ESPECIALLY PINDY!
Who's already in a well
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PINDY the Twibbermatic
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I land on a pillow, and since I was to busy being kicked, I didn't see that it was HariiHyuuga. Meanwhile, a random Persian dude stabs her with a spear and she dies.
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PINDY the Twibbermatic
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Not to mention an epic bump.
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HariiHyuuga
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But I land on the Pindy that is in the well, and I was stabbed with a flower, making me ever so much girlier giving me the power to kill everyone just by being cute.
Jeeeeeez this thread is old. I haven't been on here in ages. O;
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